That's right! Through this website, you too can partake of Old Uncle Jeb's wisdom and join the
ranks of thousands of satisfied petitioners, such as John F. Kennedy, Roseanne, Adolph Hitler,
El Toyo the Chicken Man and Robert Downey Jr.
The Pope has even asked Old Uncle Jeb for advice on anal-fisting!
NOTE: Answers to questions may not be immediate. Jeb is dead, and
chimpanzees at Ouija boards aren't as reliable as they used to be. You just can't get good help
these days.